Another Day at a Cafe

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

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everythingsacontradiction:

Cast also includes: Ed Norton, Salma Hayek, and Michael Cera.
This is a thing, guys.

everythingsacontradiction:

Cast also includes: Ed Norton, Salma Hayek, and Michael Cera.

This is a thing, guys.

(via kristenwiigdaily)

diziam:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

im reblogging for the third comment

diziam:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

im reblogging for the third comment

(via the-hands-that-weave)

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

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suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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