Another Day at a Cafe

fartgallery:

At least 7 people from my hometown have followed me on Instagram and it’s kind of making me nervous because here is the only place I share it and I only follow people who follow me so like… How are they finding it?? Either they’re finding my blog and getting the link from here or there’s some other way that I’m not aware about?

braneisamazing:

"So give it up for Triangle Sally."

(via kristenwiigdaily)

christinaperriblogs:

that one time david letterman gave me the jacket right off his back.

christinaperriblogs:

that one time david letterman gave me the jacket right off his back.

argea:

uh in 2001 after 9/11 some kid asked me why my dad like flew a plane into the two towers and like my friend said, “leave her alone, she’s one of the good ones” and people would call me a terrorist up until like middle school in 2006 so no, you can’t wear a bindi what the fuck

(via the-hands-that-weave)

palmtree2013:

My friend got asked to prom but all eyes were on me because I was in rollerblades

(via thesilenttypewriter)

rashkah:

Its not like he got his HAND CUT OFF for saving his friend from getting raped. 

(Source: corgiwhisperer, via thesilenttypewriter)

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

(Source: australian-government, via the-hands-that-weave)